The Mirage

(October 2, 2010 Tumblr Post)

Me: Unsa gani ka year imong birthday?
Me: 1993?
Friend: 2010! Hahahaha
Me: Eeeeeehhhhhhhh
Friend: 1994. Nanu mnx?
Me: (After how many minutes) Kailangan nako imong birthdate kay giprocess nako atong papers.
Friend: LOLx
Me: lol!
Friend: pra mirage contract. hahahaha
Me: (Searches the meaning of mirage in Encarta Dictionaries... means something illusory: something that appears to be real but is unreal or merely imagined... thinks for a while... "I've never heard of that term... Mirage Contract.")
Friend: (Goes offline)
Me: (After 30 mins. "Bummer! He meant... Marriage contract! Ha-ha-ha-ha!")